2365 Pg

Jogo ótimo, divertido e viciante... até você perceber que 90% das suas partidas são decididas por aquele cara do seu time que compra AWP no eco, rush B sozinho e morre em 3 segundos sem falar nada no microfone. Já perdi cabelo, já perdi amigos, já perdi a sanidade, mas nunca a esperança de que um dia vou cair num time onde todo mundo sabe jogar junto (spoiler: não vai acontecer). Se você gosta de dar rage, xingar mentalmente e ao mesmo tempo se sentir um gênio tático quando dá certo, esse é o jogo. Nota final: 10/10 horas jogadas, 0/10 paciência restante.

Melhor jogo, porém virou mar de cheaters

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